Thursday, October 28, 2004

LEH LIO!!!

Been listening to the Radio recently and it seems like the new class95 is the old perfect 10 coz all the old perfect 10 DJ all transfer to there liaoz... Glenn, Rod, Vernetta, Jean Danker, Mark Richmond.... I think Daniel Ong and Carrie Chong will also transfer to there in a few yrs time liao....

I used to like to listen to radio a lot especially during the nite shows coz the nite shows were very entertaining... I first started by listening to yes933 desmond koh's the nite is still young... Coz that time supposed to sleep by 11pm lidat then the program started @ 11pm... So to kay siao that i was sleeping i would turn the volume down lie down beside the radio and listen untill the show finish @ 2am then sleep and wake up @ 6.30 to go to school....

One fine day, one of my friend told me that perfect 10 is nicer... so i decided to try and tune into Glenn's the ego trip for 1 nite... After that nite i sort of got hooked by the artificial luffters and his sarcastic comments... After that day i became siao lang everynite will switch frequency many many times juz to hear the 2 of them crapping away on the radio...

The weekend radio was nice also 93.3 got the shuang zhou mo ye with zhou chong qin and batman providing the luffters and part timer carrie cheong wif her sweet and soothing voice was doing the weekend nite shows for perfect 10... Nowadays i find that weekend radio is not as good liao i dun even listen to it anymore, i don't even know who are the Djs...

The nite shows are now very much different from last time liaoz... from 2 guys become 2 gers, from crapping and luffing around become more sentimental and story telling.... Sian Ge Ji Yi is a very nice and successful programe and if i can i will always try to hear and carrie cheong will always tell a story that is found on the net before the end of her show but those stories normally i read before liao.... Although the nite shows are still good, i don't really listen to it like before, i nw prefer the morning show...

Yeah now the fight has shifted to the nite show more to the morning shows... The fight between perfect10 and class95 is actually no fight class95 wins hands down coz they got crap, luffter, the ego man, his buddy and the crazy ang moh... Perfect10 only got Daniel Ong and a partner that always change every few months... Nothing better than starting your day with luffters...

So below is something that some ppl might feel is funny...




The multi-purpose FutureCard will be the
version of our perpetually metamorphosing IC
in the near future. With an embedded smart
chip, it can also be used as a passport, store
our medical history, driver's license, act as an
ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and
even be used at the National Library...what
ever you do with the card...you will be tracked!
It may also be a tracking device via GPRS
(Good or Bad, depending the situation)
However, a recent debate has brought to light
the questionable control on access, potential
information abuse and privacy infringement. As
the debate rages on, I can foresee a likely
scenario when ordering pizzas in the near
future...



Ah Beng's FutureCard ( Likely Scenerio )

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut
Geylang. May I have your..."

Ah Beng: "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."

Operator: "Can I have your Future Card
number first, Sir?"

Ah Beng: "It's arh..., hold on prease, arh.....
S6102-0499-54610FC"

Operator: "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng
alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-
D Lorong 14, Geylang. Your home number is
6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your
mobile is 96828848. Which number are you
calling from now Sir?

Ah Beng: "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get
all my phone lumbers, arh?"

Operator: "We are connected to
the 'FutureCard' system Sir"

Ah Beng: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your
Seafood Pisar..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Ah Beng: "Why....Cannot arh?"

Operator: "According to your latest medical
records, you have high blood pressure and
even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Ah Beng: "What?...Wah Lan!....medical
lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee
Pizza. You'll like it"

Ah Beng: "Wah...How you know I like
Hokkien mee, arh?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book
entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the
National Library last week Sir"

Ah Beng: "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give
up... Gif me three family sized ones then, how
much arh?

Operator: "That should be enough for your
family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."

Ah Beng: "I pay by FutureCard...Can or
Not ?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,
Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're
owing your bank $6720.55- since October last
year"

Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!... Everything also
know...chiat lat!"

Operator: "That's not including the late
payment charges on yourhousing loan Sir.

Ah Beng: "Okay lah...I run to ATM and
withdraw some cash before you come my
house lor"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the
records, you've reached your daily limit on
machine withdrawal today....with the latest
withdrawal of $250 for 4D and TOTO at
2.46pm"

Ah Beng: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I
borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long
arh?"

Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you
can't wait you can always come and collect it
on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins
and you are only 5 mins away"

Ah Beng: "Where got transport?"

Operator: "According to the details in your
FutureCard", you own a Honda
Scooter, ...registration number FE 3288..."

Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!"

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.
Remember on 15th July 1987 you were
convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman... ?"

Ah Beng: [Speechless and calms down after
being reminded of the brush with the law]

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Ah Beng: "Nothing... by the way... still got
stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as
advertised or not?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based
on your records you're also diabetic....... "

Ah Beng: [Heard cursing away as he slams
down the phone and telling his family he is
going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow']

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

DREAM IS OVER!!!!

I finally had a dream last week, erm yes finally coz it has been quite a while i had any form of dreams and no it was not those wet kind of dreams rather it was typical one which makes no sense.. Here's how it goes...

It started with me rushing to very tall building after recieving a call... then when i reached there, i met up with my ns friends coz we were asked by our CO to go there.. The buliding's lobby was huge and there were lots of ppl in there... Most of them are my ns friends and all of them were waiting for the lift...

The lift was always full and we waited and waited and waited and waited and waited... After 15 minutes of waiting we became impatient and decided to use the stairs... then i asked them which floor we're going... They told me 23 floor lor... Then i said ok..(but in normal circumstances i would have said siao 23 floor climb stairs i rather wait lor)

The stairs got a door and there is a sign on the door that says Do Not Enter Private Property -Royston-... We tot it was a joke and opened the door and the 3 of us went in... Once we entered the door we saw a person sitting on the stairs and he started shouting asking us to leave... One of us regonised him and shouted out "U R Royston Tan!!!" (the director of a singapore film "15" )...

We ignored the warning and started our climb up the stairs... The Royston suddenly flash a punch and it landed on my friend.. We were stunned and stopped.. Royston shouted for us to get out again but being "garang" we attempted to climb the stairs again.. This time Royston went berserk and out of nowhere he got himself a pole and started wacking us... We were no match for him and ran out of the door...

Once out of the door, we discovered that there was another lift on the other side of the building and that lift got no que.. We press the lift button and suddenly a bunch of guys in coats arrived and stood next to us... They told us they are goin to the 2 floor and that this lift only goes to up to 22 floor... -_-!!..

I asked them why they dun take the stairs since only 2 floor only... They replied " u siao ar the stairs got siao lang guarding and no one dares to take stairs in this buliding" 'Ting' the lift door opened they went in and we bid them goodbye... We proceded back to the main lift and suddenly i heard a lady's voice calling out my name..

I turned and i saw a pregnant lady waving at me asking me to go over... So i went over and she told me she was a fren of a fren who has seen me be4... -_-?? The we had a chat and she took out her fone and asked for my fone no....

She pushed a few buttons then she placed the fone in front of my mouth and ask me to say out the numbers... So i say Jiu and the super high tech fone will echo back Jiu and so on... I gave her my number and ask for her's but before i reached for my fone she say she had already gave me a "miss call" liaoz... The fone will automatically perform a miss call whenever a new entry is entered... !!-_-...

Then someone shouted Oei!!! the lift is closing liaoz... I immediately said bye to her and rushed into lift juz be4 it closed phew!!... i saw the button 23 was pressed and i looked around me... The lift is damn blardy big and even though there were a few hunderd ppl in the lift there was still a lot of space coz the lift can take up to a few thousand ppl!!!!! But ppl always like to stay in front of the lift thats Y the lift is always looks full!!!

The lift reached 23, the door opend and i opened my eyes too... Yup that was the end of the dream anyone knows how to decipher dreams? Can tell me wad does this dream represents? -_-ZzZ

Monday, October 25, 2004

GONE!!! KELONG MIKE!!!

The run has been stopped @ 49... But dun worry the gunners are not gunners for nothing they will go on another run although 49 again is almost impossible to get again.. Stupid Refree cannot control the game at all but win means win, lose means lose juz like can means can, cannot means cannot.. But all in all it was more like a gang fight then a top class soccer match....

MACHESTER UNITED 2 : 0 ARSENAL

Saturday, October 23, 2004

ROUND 1 FIGHT!!!

This whole week was spent downloading and watching films and i had seriously lost count of how many films i had watched this week... Well i watched erm Basic Instinct and erm... Yup it was a quite an interesting film, very gross, very valguar, Sharon Stone's caracter is very clever indead and yup she has a very very very very nice butt wahahhaah...

But i think i will write more on the new chinese show by Andy & Sammi called Long Feng Dou... Its about a divorced couple Andy & Sammi... They are both thieves, have extremely high IQ, are both very very very very very very very rich and are both deeply in love with each other...

It started off with sammi agreeing to marry another guy juz becoz she wanna have his jia chuan zhi bao which is a beautiful diamond necklace....Andy knows about it and attemps to steal the necklace so that she will not marry the other guy... Sammi at the same time also hired ppl to steal the necklace as she is only interested in the necklace and not the guy...

Andy won and got the necklace and yeah basically he won everything whenever the two of them were betting against each other...In the process Sammi realised that she still loves Andy and Andy has nv stopped loving Sammi too..

So in the end did they end up together? The answer is NO!!!! but why NO? You go watch the movie n find out urself lor anyway the movie juz opened this week and i watched the movie on wednesday be4 it opened whahahah...

Sunday, October 17, 2004

REGRETSS!!!!

Life comes with choices and choices leads to regrets... Life is filled with regrets.. Who dare to say that they have nv regretted are bluffing themselves... To live with no regrets is a goal that many have and although it is unachievable it is still possible to aim to live with as little regret as possible....

There are actually 2 different types of regrets...

1) The Nomal Regret :- e.g Went to a place for makan then the food was bad in the end regretted that u went to the place for makan, Bought an expensive item on impluse then few days later wondered why u bought the item, Had 2 job offers and u took the wrong offer and didn't enjoyed ur work, etc. etc.

2) The Beautiful Regret :- e.g Didn't get to go into the school you like regretted that u didn't study harder to get into the school endeded in another school but it is through that school that u found ur best friend/hubby/wife/, Wanted to go A to eat but the que was too long so went to B instead and was suprised that the food @ B is even better than A, etc. etc.

Wad i would like to talk about is the 2nd type... There was this movie that i watched on TV quite a while back which talked about the topic of regrets too... It was a chinese movie which stars Aaron Kwok & Kelly Chen called xiao qin qin(little kiss kiss whahahah)...

Its about Kelly who is a writer who has a column in the newspaper for herself called yue jing(ya its the bloddy thing) who discovered that her ex-b/f sold a very meaningful gift that she gave to him to a second-hand store... The gift was a very hard to find olden day black colour big big disc... those that are being used on the turntable...

She wanted to buy it back but it has arlready been sold to Aarron who is a DJ at a radio station and has a hobby of collecting those type of discs... She offered 3 or 4 or 5 times the price and the boss was on the verge of selling it to her instead but at the very last moment Aarron appeared and collected the disc from the boss and she was left fumming in anger...

The series of events that followed are bickering of each other over through thier various media and since thier column and radio show are highly popular they created some sort of frenzy.... She tried very hard to get back the disc and i remembered Aarron saying something like it is better that she does not get back the disc coz even if she gets back the disc wad will she do with it? smash it? destroy it? stare at it and wonder why the disc ended up in a second hand store? send it back to her ex?...

So instead of getting back the disc y not forget about the disc and think about the beautiful memories that they had together and think about the wad would have happened if they had not broke up(cos they broke up on good terms due to the guy migrating and not due to any bad things) and not be angry about it juz becoz he sold the disc to the store... By not getting back the disc it is also a form of regret it was a beautiful regret becoz through this disc and the constant bikering the two of them expectedly fell in love with each other in the end...

So by not having wad u wanna have might not be the worse thing in the word coz by not owning it u can have more room for imagination... U can think of beautiful things related to the it, u can think of wad would have happened if u had it... If u manage to get wad u want u might take it for granted and in the end the feeling towards it might not as be wonderful and beautiful as u would like it to be and in due time u might even dispise it and even abandon it....

For example, A & B both love G, A love G more then B but G love B more then A so in the end G chose B... A was disappointed but still wish them well... 2 years passed and G discovered that B was a 2 timer and broke up with B... G started to regret why she didn't chose A instead... Over some time G had gotten over her sadness and has forgotten about B... G tried asking around to look for A but to no avil...Every friend of G doesn't knows where A is and it seams like A has disappered from the face of this earth... every nite before G sleeps G starts to think of what would have happened if G had chose A... G would have wonderful dreams everynite and the following day will always wake up with a smile on the face...

Yes it would be wonderful if G can find A but wad if after finding A, G found out that A was not as good as G had imagined to be and in fact A was even more of a flirt then B? would it be better if G didn't manage to find A back and live with the beautiful regret?

U can never get everything you want in your lifetime... There will always be regrets but the next time u regret about something that u should have done be happy and think about the positive things about it coz sometimes regrets can turn into a beautiful things...

Somthing i wrote...

The day u left
Is the day that i was stabbed
From an open wound
My heart started to bled

I regretted that i let u go
I regretted that i never asked u to stay
Since the day u left
I had never been the same

One day my heart will be heeled
By another as special as you
The wound will be closed
It will be as good as new

But before that happens
i will go to bed
Feeling miserable and sad
And filled with regrets

Thinking about the What Ifs, Maybes
And the If Onlys
Is the only way
That i can feel glad

Time will pass
And i will forget
But i will not forget
Those Beautiful regrets...

Saturday, October 16, 2004

WUUUUU HUU!!!!

Today went out to sort of celebrate JJ b'dae by having a small gathering...went swensen's for dinner cum tok cok session and ya it was quite entertaining haven had such a good luff for quite a long time liao... luff untill stomach pain...

Went out almost the whole day but still managed to watch 1 movie on my PC for today the movie is called Wang Bu Liao... It stars Cecelia and Liu Qing Yun and a very very cute japanese child actor Whose chinese name is called Yuan Dao Da Di jap name i dunnoe... Louis Khoo also guess stared in it...

Its a romantic movie where Cecelia b/f(Louis Khoo) died when the bus he driving kanna langa... He was supposed to be getting married soon and left behind a son from a previous relationship... Cecelia decided to take up the responsibility of taking care of the son and becomes a bus driver...

Then a fellow bus driver aka Liu Qing Yun a reformed gambler whose wife and son left him becoz the wife cannot tahan the way his gambling ways... Then Liu finds that Cecelia and the boy boy are very pityful and tries to help them out whenever they are in trouble and soon they grew closer & closer together and soon they fell in love with each other...

But soon Liu discovered that subconciousely he was trying to prove that he can be a good husband and a good father and the feeling towards Cecelia is might not be love.. He also thinks that she might not actually be in love with him as she still can't forget Louis khoo... So in the end erm... u watch lor then u find out urself

It is an interesting movie and worth buying the VCD to watch but go cinema watch no point lah coz this kind of movie TV will definately show wan...BTW saw the FHM Rachel Lee todae and she look erm quite normal hahaz Ken didn't even regonise her even when he is juz standing next to her whahahaahahah

Its official!!!! the next match between Arsenal & Manchester United will be the match that will decide if Arsenal can extend thier unbeaten streak to 50 matches!!!!
That is becoz Arsenal has beaten Aston Vila todae 3 - 1 to make it 49 matches unbeaten...

ARSENAL
19`(pen) 72` Pires, 45` Henry

ASTON VILLA
2` Lee Hendrie

ARSENAL 3 - 1 ASTON VILLA


Friday, October 15, 2004

BUSTED!!!

Watched another 3 movies today The Eye 2, The House Of Flying Dagger & New Police Story... As someone who has done repelling countless times before i proclaim that the repelling stunts for the Jackie Chan show are virtually unachievable...They managed to do it due to cut and paste hahaz...

A 20-yr old girl went to see a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him "Bastard". Sometimes I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves the title."

"Hmm.. such a word is too strong and rude to call a person. But maybe you have your own reasons to call him that. Tell me about it so that I can help you."
"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand..."

"Did he hold your hand like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now"
"If its only this, he doesnt deserve to be called "Bastard".
That means he doesnt want to separate from you."
"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged my shoulder..."
"Was he as this close to you and did he hug you like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're close to and hugging me now"
"Its not a Bastard. That means he wanna stay forever by your side"
"Then he kissed me..."
"Did he kiss you like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. He kissed me just exactly like how you're kissing me now."

"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you cant call him "Bastard".
That means he adores you."
"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobie, Doc..."
"Like this?"
"Yes, Doctor... he did it like that"
"Its not a behaviour of a bastard. It means he protects you"

"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "
"Did you resist?"
"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love him..."
"Did he took off your clothes like this ?"
"Yes, Doctor. Until Im completely naked like now......"

"He still doesnt deserve to be called "Bastard, because it means
he wanna learn about your body completely"
"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me..."

.....
.....
.....
.....
.....

"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"
"Yes, Doctor. exactly the same"
"You cant still call him Bastard. It means he needs you."

"But then he told me that he has AIDS"
"Damn!!!!! @$&^$&*%#)(&$)(#*@_(#
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!!!!!"

All the staff outside were shocked to hear the
psychiatrist screaming......

Thursday, October 14, 2004

LETS MAKE A BET!!!

Today i went on rampage and i had a mini movie marathon of my own... I finally decided to watch some of the movies that i had downloaded instead of spending my time playing games coz the number of movies in my hard drive is increasing everyday and they are in danger of becoming into some sort of white elephant soon...

I started with an interesting documentary flim Super Size Me followed by Dodgeball and then an old old film called Nottin Hill(yes i nv watch before) and lastly the very much awaited Artsy film called 2046... Plus i also watched the Singapore Idol, The Apprentice and i'm now watching The O.C while doing this entry wahhahaha....
Ok if i do a review on every movie i watched today this entry will become damn long so i will juz touch on the Mr Wong's 2046... Which got Tony, Kimura, Faye, Zhi Yi, Carina, Gong Li and a Maggie which only appears for few seconds...

It is quite a long Asian Film coz its 2 hrs long and if u had not watched his previous 2 classic films(Days of Being Wild, In The Mood For Love) that was also based in the 1960s u might not get the idea and the concept of the film...

I watched In The Mood For Love before but i can't really recall wad really happened in that film either... so i took out the movie magazine that i bought and it sort of reminded me wad happened in the film...

Its not a bad film and its about a room that is full of memories and the room number is ya 2046... 2046 is the room whereby Tony(Chow Mo Wan) first met Maggie(Su Lizhen)in the previous movie In The Mood For Love.. That movie ended with on a sad note and the love between them was unrequited...

2046 is a 4 yr master piece with some amazing scenes and fantastic acting from the star studded cast... Zhi Yi looks fantastic in cheongsam too and her figure wee u wee wor... Can get to c Takuya n Tony sporting mustache, listen to faye talking in japanese (YI-Teh-Mo-Yi-Yo, Wa-Ka-Li-Ma-Shi-Ta, Yi-Ki-Ma-Sio, etc. etc. etc.) & of coz u can also c everyone smoking smoking smoking...

In order not to spoil the movie that is all i will reveal watch the movie if u wanna noe more... I think that everyone who watched this film will have different perceptions and concepts on wad exactly Mr Wong is trying to potray coz everyone's views on art is different.. Its the same as looking at the painting of Mona Lisa...

Here's a lesson that we can learn NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OLD PEOPLE!!!

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a bag of money.
She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!) The bank president then asked her
how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash
out of her bag onto his desk.

The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. "Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets."

The president then asked, "Bets?
What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example,
I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."

"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"

The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!"

The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him
to drop his pants so they could all see. The president did.
The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.

"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The President asked the old lady,
"What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"

She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

WE ARE FAMILY!!!

There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who lived in the deep South. It was getting near junior prom night and neither of them had a date for it.
So one day, the girl approached her brother and said, "Hey, you got a date for the
prom yet?" Little Johnny said, "No, why? You got someone lined up for me?"

"You might say that. Why don't you take me to the prom?"
"Take you? You kidding? You're my sister!"
Johnny exclaimed. "Well, are you taking somebody else out?"
"You know I don't have a date, Sis."
"And neither do I. But we both want to go to the prom, don't we?" Little Johnny nodded.
She continued, "So we should go with each other."

Little Johnny can't see anything wrong with her reasoning,
so he told his sister that if neither of them has a date by Wednesday evening,
he would take her to the prom. Wednesday evening rolled around.
Neither of the siblings has a date, so Little Johnny told his sister that
he'd take her to the prom on Friday.

At the prom, both of them have a good time.
Little Johnny is glad that his sister talked him into taking her.
Then, while he was standing at the punch bowl, his sister came up to him,
"Hey, bro, let's dance." He looked around to make sure that nobody heard her,
"Look, Sis, this is the Senior Prom, okay?
I'm not going to dance with my own sister at the prom, okay?"

"Don't be so shy. Look, Jimmy Ray is dancing with his cousin. So why can't you dance with your sister?" "Oh . . . all right." So they danced a slow number.

The rest of the prom passed and it was time to go.
Both of them have had a good time.
In the car, with Little Johnny at the wheel,
his sister looked over at him and said, "I don't want to go straight home."
He gave her a curious look and said, "What are we going to do instead?"

"Oh, I don't know. Just drive around." He agreed, and after they had driven around a while, out in the country, she looked over at him again and said, "Want to find some place to park?"

"Hell," he said, "Are you crazy? You're my sister, I'm not going parking with you!"

" Who said anything about 'going parking'?
Let's just pull over somewhere and talk for a while, okay?
It's been a busy year for both of us;
how long has it been since we've had a chance to talk to each other?"

So she finally talked Little Johnny into pulling the car over on a secluded back road,
and after a few minutes of idle talk, she looked over at him again.
"Hey . . . " she said. "What?" "Why don't you kiss me?"

"You've been suggesting a lot of weird things lately, you know that?
I'm not going to kiss you, you're my sister!"

And he reached for the ignition switch to start the car.
She reached out and took his hand. "I know I'm your sister.
You've mentioned that a lot lately. And you're my brother.
And don't we love each other? Why shouldn't we kiss if we feel like it?"

She kissed him on the cheek and he kissed her back.
After a few minutes of kissing, she whispered in his ear, "Come on. Let's do it."

"Do what?" said Little Johnny, but he had a good idea of what his sister had in mind.
"You know what," his sister replied. "I can't do that with you, you're my... "
His voice trailed off. While he was on top of her,
his sister murmured, "You know,
you're a lot lighter than Dad."

"I know," said Little Johnny. "Mom told me."

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

I LUV PINK!!!

Today is the day wherby i got reunited with something that i haven seen for yrs actually only 2++ years lah but it is finally back with me safely in the confines of my wallet...

Today is the day where i have officially reached the end of a tunnel which seems to be endless at times... The journey through the tunnel is filled with gazillion liters of sweat, danger and sometimes blood...

It was sometimes demanding, tough, and filled with pressure but standing at the end of the tunnel looking back it was also a time of fun, jokes, laughters and of coz the commaraderie spirit was in abundence...

We share each other's woes & joys..The sufferings that we go through together brought us closer together and made us realize the importance of doing our part well so that we can perform as one team... When failure is not an option, teamwork is the only way to success...A team is useful only if they can achieve thier objectives...

Although some of my peers felt that serving the country is juz a waste of time,to me the 2 yrs+++ were time well spent as it helped me understand myself better and allowed me to learned a lot of things that i would not be able to learn elsewhere... I didn't become stronger mentally becoz of NS, In fact it was NS who made me realized that i was mentally that strong...

The end of the tunnel also represents the start of another tunnel.. a new and unfamiliar environment, working with new people, learning the nitty gritty things all over again...

But i believe that i will be able to reach the end of this new tunnel and start my journey in another tunnel.. then i will reach the end of that tunnel & start again...& end again...& start again...& end...& start...& en...& .....

Yeah live is full of tunnels ORD LO!!!!




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Monday, October 11, 2004

DUMBASS??

Wife : You wanna hav sex?
Husband : But we will hav a child...
Wife : We are married...
Husband : Oh yeah...So,you wanna use condom?
Wife : But we are married...
Husband : Oh...Rite...

But the husband is too dumb to
understand...So,he went to a shop which sells
condoms...He brought with him $0.50...There are
3 types of condoms...

1st type : White Condom($0.40)
2nd type : Black Condom($0.50)
3rd type : Glow-In-The-Dark Condom($0.60)

So,the husband decided to buy the Black
Condom which costs $0.50...But,while he was
away,his wife was raped by an Indian man...

So,when he got home,he had sex with his wife...
After 10 months or so,they got a son...But there's a problem,
the son is black like charcoal...
Well,you should know whose father it is...It's the Indian
man who raped the man's wife...

The son was miserable because at school,he
was always called blackie or charcoal...So,one
day,he asked his mother...

Son : Mother,why am I so black??? Everyone at
school calls me blackie and charcoal...

But the wife refused to answer anything...She
only said to the boy to go and asked the father...
So,while the father was reading his newspaper,the son asked...

Son :Father,Why am I so black???
Husband :Can you just shut up???!!!

But the son continued to annoy and irritate the
father...At last,the father shouted...

"IF I HAVE SPENT $0.60,YOU WILL BE
GLOWING IN THE DARK~!!!"

Sunday, October 10, 2004

SI GINNAS!!!

Why do people blog? Some people c blogging as an activity that can help them to destress after a torrid day and a medium that they can use to complaining about their work, life, blah blah, etc etc, anything and everything...

Complaining has become an art and is the favorite activity of every Singaporeans and i bet that we can complain our way into the Guiness book of world records if there ever is a record on complaining...

Some people uses blog as a form of dairy... Keeping a dairy is a actually a good habit that has disappered over the years.. How many of us actually keeps a dairy nowadays? Not many people i think... In fact i think out of the many millions of people we have, only a few hundred or even lesser keeps a dairy..

I personally don't keep any diary at all... I don't have this habit and i don't think i will ever have a dairy in my lifetime... I am juz to lazy to write a dairy.. I mean so wad if i can find out wad i had for lunch 2 week ago juz by flipping the dairy when i am supposed to think about wad should i have for lunch today...

Some use blogs to write about their toughts on political/policy/blah blah wadever issues they have with Singapore or other countries... Things such as child cash rebate, burn flag, eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs.....

Talking about issues makes me wanna talk abt the 5 day work week phenomenon that has hit many of the government oraganisations in Singapore... Mainly schools, the saf and blah blah blah.... Its great news for everyone involved because u can work less and yet draw the same amount of salary... Finally you get to experience wad weekends really means(weekends = no work = rest = go gai gai = go pak tor = blah blah blah)..

Yes on sat. there is only half day of work but the half day of work includes waking up early in the morning, travel to work in congested roads, packed trains/bus, slog for few hours + maybe OT, travel back home, rest for a while maybe nap for 1 or 2 hrs, by the time u feel ready to go out to do wadever u wanna do it will already be evening...

Sundays is juz a day before monday and for some people it is a day where they can completely rest and rejuvenate themselves before they start their week long battle at work again...Weekends are precious there are only 2 of them compared to the 5 weekdays we have every week...

With the introduction of the 5 day work week thingy people can have more time to do wadever they like without having to think about work work work work work... There will no longer be any nid to take half day leave or half day off from work and makes calculation of leave easier...Actually i feel that there is an hidden agenda behind the decision in implementing this 5 day work week thingy...

I feel that this decision that has been taken by the Singapore government is actually a way of helping singaporeans to have more ginnas.. they have been trying very hard to encorage people to have more ginnaz and by giving us more time to do our own stuffs and letting us have more time to rest it will result in more energy and xtra time for people to engange themselves in the act of reproduction aka have more xXx... aka do it twice, trice, 4 times, Do It All Night!!!!!!

How many times have we heard of stories of Guy & Ger in Love, Guy go Army, few monthes later Guy & Ger breakup coz Guy got no time to accompany Ger blah blah blah... I have heard many of those stories and this 5 work day thingy will help the Army guys a lot too...

By letting the Army guys to book out on Friday evening instead of having 1 1/2 days to accompany their potential wife they now have 3 days to accompany them fridae evening untilll sunday night... 3 days might juz only be only 1 1/2 days more but the percentage between 3/7 and 1.5/7 is huge its more then 10% difference... Y 3 days and not 2 & 1/2 well friday the Ger most prob is working/studing and will only be free on evening thats when Guy will be free so i think it is = to 1 day...

So the excuse of not enuff time to spend with Ger will thus be eliminated and of coz + all those nights off the Guy have nowadays that also means more time to spend with Ger too... By spending more time with Ger the chances of breaking up will be reduced and so the chances of early marrige will be higher(including shot gun ones) and since Young = more chance of getting pregnant = more ginnas?

Okz back to the point of why people blog... blogging has become increasingly popular over the years the first time i encountered bloggin was when i was in the poly when a coursemate of mine was discovered by another nosie coursemate that she was writing her blog in the computer lab... The nosie coursemate went to publisize her blog and soon the whole course knows about it...

It was quite a hoo ha then coz bloggin is still something new to us and we were wondering why does anyone wanna write about her everyday life on a website that can be accessed by everybody and anybody...Why does she want everyone to know what she is doing everyday why does she wanna pour out her sorrows and tell strangers about her life..

Today bloggin has expended and now many people has blogs i have stumbled upon blogs by people as young as 12 or 13 when i was searching for things on googles... I was quite puzzled when i saw some sites by 15 yr olds that looks more complicated then some coporate websites.. i mean where and how did they learn to do those stuff?

After seeing those blogs I decided to start my own blog... It is not to prove that although i am getting older, i am still able to keep up with the trend but rather it is becoz of the combination of all the reasons i listed above...

But most of all i find that blogging is a good way to keep my toughts, events and stories that have passed through my life coz a lot of my toughts and lots of stories that i had encontered in the past are already forgotten... i hope that i can at least start collecting my toughts and ideas by doing a blog so that i will have something to refer to whenever the same tought pass me by again...

If only i had not luff at my coursemate hmmm.....

Saturday, October 09, 2004

STRANGE PHONE CALLS!!!

Yesterday I recieved a very strange phone call... Ring Ring my mummy picked up the fone and called my name... I asked who called and she say it was a lady... It was very strange coz normally when the phone rings 99% of the time its for my parents and besides that there are not many friends who knows the number to my house fone... But since it was a lady, i went to take over the phone...

It was a strange lady (i forget wad is her name liao) who told me her company name, blah blah blah ask me a few questions blah blah blah then told me about job scope is handling investment, handle client account, finiancial etc etc etc... Then asked me if i was interested in the job or somthing like that then i replied why not?

She then told me that she will tell her business manager (i also forgot wad name liao) to arrange an interview with me sometime next week on my hp which i gave to her before she hung up the fone...After she hung up the fone i mind went blank and i started to feel wierd...

Yes i am goin to ORD in 3 days time and i am goin to look for a job but it was very strange becoz i haven't started to send out any letters to apply for any jobs yet, i haven even e-mailed any organisation to enqiure about the availability of jobs.. All i did was to put my profile up @ jobsdb.com but untill now i haven recieve any requests for my resume yet and i only posted my hp no. there and not my house phone no....

How did she get my house phone no.? She even knows my address coz she verified my address with me over the phone.... After thinking about it for abt half an hour i decide to give up coz i know i will not be able to solve this strange puzzle...

CONCLUSION:- Wait for the business manager to call me next week then c lor...

Friday, October 08, 2004

I BELIVE IN FARIES!!!!

A police officer had a beautiful daughter,
who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person.

When the gal's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest
about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future. the gals father started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. her father said that if u both come back i will marry u wit the guy u luv,
I accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the
age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city to shop for the wedding.

He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses.
After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.

One night she was sleeping in her home with her family.
Her mother had a dream in which she saw a fairy.
That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from
her daughter's clothes as soon as possible.

But her mother ignored the dream.
Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night,
she woke up and told her mother about the dream.

Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots.
She washed the spots but some remained.
Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots
but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time
that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots,
or else something terrible will happen.
This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots,
The clothes tore, but some spots still remained.

In the evening on same day when she was alone,
someone knocked the door, when she opened the door
she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted.
The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object,
That awe-struck girl asked "what is this..? to which the fairy replied....








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Thursday, October 07, 2004

HEART ATTACK!!!

You have this friend since elementary and after college
the both of you never talk to each other or call each other anymore.
But she is someone really special to you, and
you're someone very special to her too..5 years later you receive a phone call from her...

"hi Michelle i'll visit you" she said
"hi, Leah, when?" you asked her
"just wait for me" she replied....
it seems weird but you prepared for her coming anyways.

One rainy night you heard a knock on the door.
And you're surprised to see that it's your friend Leah.
Losing touch for 5 yrs. is long so the both of you talked about everything...
The both of you even went to your room upstairs.
Suddenly there's a brown-out. So the 2 of you talked in candle light.
then the phone rang.....

"i'll just get the phone downstairs" you said since there's no phone upstairs.
"no, don't get it, we're in the middle of our girl talk" she said
"it might be important," you said
"okay if you say so, but promise me you'll be back.." she said.
So you promised her a million times that you'll be back.
Then you ran downstairs to answer the phone...

"hello," you said "hi, is this Michelle?" the person on the other line asked
"yeah," you said wondering who is it
"i called in behalf of Leah's family, they had a
tragic accident and her parents are in the hospital right now..." he continued

"and leah?" you asked forgetting that leah's upstairs "she died.."
he said then he hanged up you slowly put the phone down and looked at the long stairs...




WOULD U GO BACK???
as you promised...

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

PAPER CRANE!!

There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl.
This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl.
Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company,
his future doesn't seem too bright, they were very happy together.

Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back.
She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them,
so they went their own ways there and then.

Heartbroken, the guy agreed.
But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night,
slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself.
Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends,
this guy had set up his own company.

One rainy day, while this guy was driving,
he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination.
Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched.
It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents.

With a heart in getting back at them,
he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan.
He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same anymore,
he had his own company, car, condo, etc.
He made it!

What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery,
and so he got out of his car and followed and he saw his girl,
a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone
and he saw his paper cranes right beside her.

Her parents saw him. He asked them why had this happened.
They explained. She did not leave for France at all.
She was ill with cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday,
but she did not want to be his obstacle. Therefore she had chosen to leave him.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
She had wanted her parents to put his paper cranes beside her,
because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again,
he can take some of those back with him.

Once you have loved,
you will always love.
For what's in your mind may escape
but what's in your heart will remain forever.

The guy just wept.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right besides her
knowing you can't have her, see her or be with her ever again.
Hope you understand.


Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to you,
for you might wake up one morning losing that person....


Tuesday, October 05, 2004

I'M EVIL HIAK HIAK!!!



Monday, October 04, 2004

NU REN ZHEN WEI DA??

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into
His sixth day of working overtime. An angel
appeared and said, "Why are you spending so
much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen My
spec sheet on her? She has to be completely
washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke
and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four
children

at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything
from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she
will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the
requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And
that's just on the standard model? That's too much
work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

" But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close
to finishing this creation that is so close to My own
heart. She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the
woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also
made her tough. You have no idea what she can
endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to
think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching
out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks
like you have a leak in this model. I told you that
you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a
tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing
her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment,
her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius,
Lord.. You thought of everything! Woman is truly
amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but
they hold happiness, love joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when
they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they
believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when
their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet
they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.

Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you to show
how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning!

They bring joy and hope.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

However if there's one flaw in women, it is that
they tend to forget their worth.




Love don't suck, it's the person who don't know
how to see the real meaning of love....

Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man: I can't tell the reason.. but I really like
you ..

Lady: You can't even tell me the reason... how can
you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man: I really don't know the reason, but I really love you.

Lady: No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man: Ok.. ok!!! Because you are beautiful,because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of yours mile, because of your every movements..

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with a serious accident resulting in permanent injuries. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Dearest,

Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now, can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot lovey ou.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile, because of your every
movements that I love you..

Now can you smile? Now can you move? No,
therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now , there is no
reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason? Never! Therefore,
I still love you... and will love u forever...

Sunday, October 03, 2004

F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!!

I'll be there for UUUU... yes thats the chorus of the theme song for friends the comedy that we all love so much but issit true that friends are people that will always be there for you during the good and the bad times... But unless u tell them how will they ever know that you are actually suffering?

My view of the relationships between friends or rather the relationships between people to people is that every one is making use of another in a direct or indirect way... hmm i told some people on my views before some agreed wif me some don't... One of them felt that i was being negative and that firends are there to help each other... and they are not there to be made use of....

I do belive that even couples, parents, relatives people who are very close to each other are actually making use of each other all the time...Yes its true to some extent that helping each other is a trademark of friends but let us c some examples...

Perry needs to borrow some $$ to pay for some bills urgently... He asked Eric to lend him... The amount is not much and Eric happen to have some cash to spare.. Since Eric is a close buddy of Perry, he lent the $$ to Perry... Yes Eric is indead being helpful but Perry is indirectly making use of the fact that Eric had some spare cash to spend and also making use of Eric's willingness to lend him the money....

Janice is bored wants to go shopping and of coz she doesn't wanna go alone so she asked Mary to go with her... Of coz being her younger sister and bored with nothing to do Mary obliged with the request...So they went out and had an enjoyable day.. Yes this is a very normal situation some might say but both Mary and Janice are actually making use of each other presence to accompany each other to ease each other's boredom...

Its dinner time Mummy forgot to buy eggs to cook.. So he called Daddy who is on his way home to go buy eggs..So Daddy go buy eggs and went home... Yes this is another situation that always happen and it is obvious that Mummy is making use of Daddy to go buy eggs...

Simon wants to sell policy he looks through his phonebook and c Eddie's contact number so he dailed his number... Eddie was shocked to recieved his call coz it has been like ages since he called but still came out to mit him.. then Simon of coz after some cock talking will drop the i'm nw an insurance agent bomb then will push Eddie to buy... This is a very obvious case of making use of wadever friendship they had left to earn $$...

Some people had actually agreed on my point of view that people and people is actually making use of each other directly or indirectly...Weather you like it or not it is a fact that none of us can deny... how much are we willing to be made use of depends on our relationship with each other.. the stronger and close the relationship the more "value" we would have...

Actually i don't really mind being used by my firends or my relatives or my parents becoz by becoming my friends they have earned the rights to use me...

Saturday, October 02, 2004

ARSENAL 4 - 0 CHARLTON!!!

Whooooo the unbeatean streek is now 48!!! Ljungberg is in good form manzz... Keep up the good work manz...

Arsenal dominated the first half and led through Freddie Ljungberg’s 33rd minute goal. Three minutes after the interval Henry effectively killed the game when he held off his marker on the corner of the six-yard box before cheekily backheeling a shot across the face of goal and into the far corner of the net.

Then in the 69th minute he crashed home an unstoppable shot off the underside of the bar from the edge of the area. They were two quality strikes and took the Frenchman to seven in only eight Premiership games this season.

Jose Antonio Reyes added another fine goal to complete the rout as Arsenal extended their lead in the table to five points.


ARSENAL 4 - 0 CHARLTON


Friday, October 01, 2004

SMS PART III!!!

I arrived at the meeting place ten minutes earlier. I
was surprised to see her already there, smiling at
me. She was very beautiful, fair, eyes that spoke a
thousand words; small, kissable lips; a nose
perfectly chiseled and long shiny hair - everything
in her was beautiful . And yes, her eyes radiated
kindness and love…but there was a flicker of
something in them…sadness?

“Hi, Heaven,” said the angelic voice I had been
dreaming of each night. The voice that I had
waited to hear for so long. “Please sit down.”

“I am very pleased to meet you, Angel,” I said, as I
took my seat and gave the roses I brought for her.

“Thanks, Heaven,” she smiled, obviously pleased
with the roses. I knew she loved pink roses.

“You are always welcome, My Love...”
“Heaven, I can’t stay,” she said, sadness in her
voice, or was it tears? “I really must go.”
“But we just met, Angel. Can’t we talk a little
longer?” I asked, pleadingly.

"I can’t really. I just came here to see you and
thank you for the time you shared with me. Thank
you for everything, Julius. I will never forget you…
you will always be here in my heart.” She was
looking at me straight into the eyes, and I could
really feel the sadness in her voice and I swear,
there was something in her voice and I swear,
there was something in those lovely yet lonely
eyes…
She got up and smiled at me, lovingly. “Tomorrow
morning, please come and visit me,” he said and
gave me a piece of white linen paper.
I read what was written and when I looked up, she
was gone. The following day, Christmas, I woke
up early and excitedly readied myself, thinking of
her.
I hurriedly went to a flower shop and bought a
dozen pink roses - for Angel.
They lived in an exclusive subdivision. Upon
reaching their house, I told the guard who I was
and that I was looking for Angel...
The guard stared at me, sadness and amazement
in his eyes and told me to wait as he called the
owner of the house. As I looked at him while he
was going inside the house, only then I noticed
that the house was brightly lit.

A woman went out and walked towards me,
smiling sadly. “Hi, I’m Maria, Angel’s mother.
Please come inside, Heaven .” While we were
walking towards the mansion, she explained to
me why she knew me very well - Angel had
always been talking about her friend,
Heaven. I
hardly understood what she was saying. I was
busy thinking why Angel’s mother was crying while
talking to me. As we came near the great hall of
the house, it dawned on me that there was a wake
inside, Maybe, a relative passed away, I thought.
But deep in my heart, I was trembling and afraid.

As we entered the hall where so many people
were silently mourning while others were praying,
shaking, I asked her mother. “Where is Angel???”
She held my hand and silently, led me to the coffin
which was surrounded by flowers - pink roses,
nothing but pink roses.

No words could explain how I felt when I gazed at
the coffin and saw who was lying there. The same
beautiful girl I met… A man came beside me, I
knew he was Angel’s father. “We are so glad you
came, Heaven.
Angel talked of you all the time.
She even asked that her phone be buried with
her. She said that in that way, you could still send
her messages and you would always be with her.”
I couldn’t believe everything…My mind was in
limbo.

“But how can this be? We just saw each other
yesterday.” “That can’t possibly be. She passed
away three days ago. She had been suffering
from a heart disease since she was a child,” said
her father. “But…” I couldn’t find the words to say.
“She told us not to bother reaching you, “her
mother said, still in tears,” she said you will come,
and here you are. Pain and bitterness
overwhelmed me.
I cried silently beside her,
staring at her lovely face, memorizing every line of
my friend’s face, a face I knew I would never forget
while I was still alive. After the internment that
afternoon, I went to the chapel she had told me
she went everyday.
Sitting there praying and
crying to God, I held my phone and typed: “U
taught me how 2 care; u taught me how 2 b kind; u
shwd me how 2 lyk som; u shwd me how 2 luv; but
ders 1 thing u didnt teach me & it hurts mor - u
didnt teach me how 2 let go...ILOVEU...”
I sent the message, and though I knew she
wouldn’t be able to hold her CP again, I knew in
my heart she would get my message. I never
expected a reply, yet as my phone beeped again,
I felt a shiver down my spine.
The sender’s
number did not appear on the screen, and tears
rolled down my cheeks as I read the message.

“Let go of d hand of d prson u love, but dnt let go
of God’s hand. 4 if u hold 2 his hand. He may b
holding d person u love & d other hand 2 let u
hold each other.
-The END-