LEH LIO!!!
I used to like to listen to radio a lot especially during the nite shows coz the nite shows were very entertaining... I first started by listening to yes933 desmond koh's the nite is still young... Coz that time supposed to sleep by 11pm lidat then the program started @ 11pm... So to kay siao that i was sleeping i would turn the volume down lie down beside the radio and listen untill the show finish @ 2am then sleep and wake up @ 6.30 to go to school....
One fine day, one of my friend told me that perfect 10 is nicer... so i decided to try and tune into Glenn's the ego trip for 1 nite... After that nite i sort of got hooked by the artificial luffters and his sarcastic comments... After that day i became siao lang everynite will switch frequency many many times juz to hear the 2 of them crapping away on the radio...
The weekend radio was nice also 93.3 got the shuang zhou mo ye with zhou chong qin and batman providing the luffters and part timer carrie cheong wif her sweet and soothing voice was doing the weekend nite shows for perfect 10... Nowadays i find that weekend radio is not as good liao i dun even listen to it anymore, i don't even know who are the Djs...
The nite shows are now very much different from last time liaoz... from 2 guys become 2 gers, from crapping and luffing around become more sentimental and story telling.... Sian Ge Ji Yi is a very nice and successful programe and if i can i will always try to hear and carrie cheong will always tell a story that is found on the net before the end of her show but those stories normally i read before liao.... Although the nite shows are still good, i don't really listen to it like before, i nw prefer the morning show...
Yeah now the fight has shifted to the nite show more to the morning shows... The fight between perfect10 and class95 is actually no fight class95 wins hands down coz they got crap, luffter, the ego man, his buddy and the crazy ang moh... Perfect10 only got Daniel Ong and a partner that always change every few months... Nothing better than starting your day with luffters...
So below is something that some ppl might feel is funny...
version of our perpetually metamorphosing IC
in the near future. With an embedded smart
chip, it can also be used as a passport, store
our medical history, driver's license, act as an
ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and
even be used at the National Library...what
ever you do with the card...you will be tracked!
It may also be a tracking device via GPRS
(Good or Bad, depending the situation)
However, a recent debate has brought to light
the questionable control on access, potential
information abuse and privacy infringement. As
the debate rages on, I can foresee a likely
scenario when ordering pizzas in the near
future...
Ah Beng's FutureCard ( Likely Scenerio )
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut
Geylang. May I have your..."
Ah Beng: "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."
Operator: "Can I have your Future Card
number first, Sir?"
Ah Beng: "It's arh..., hold on prease, arh.....
S6102-0499-54610FC"
Operator: "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng
alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-
D Lorong 14, Geylang. Your home number is
6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your
mobile is 96828848. Which number are you
calling from now Sir?
Ah Beng: "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get
all my phone lumbers, arh?"
Operator: "We are connected to
the 'FutureCard' system Sir"
Ah Beng: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your
Seafood Pisar..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Ah Beng: "Why....Cannot arh?"
Operator: "According to your latest medical
records, you have high blood pressure and
even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Ah Beng: "What?...Wah Lan!....medical
lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee
Pizza. You'll like it"
Ah Beng: "Wah...How you know I like
Hokkien mee, arh?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book
entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the
National Library last week Sir"
Ah Beng: "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give
up... Gif me three family sized ones then, how
much arh?
Operator: "That should be enough for your
family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."
Ah Beng: "I pay by FutureCard...Can or
Not ?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,
Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're
owing your bank $6720.55- since October last
year"
Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!... Everything also
know...chiat lat!"
Operator: "That's not including the late
payment charges on yourhousing loan Sir.
Ah Beng: "Okay lah...I run to ATM and
withdraw some cash before you come my
house lor"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the
records, you've reached your daily limit on
machine withdrawal today....with the latest
withdrawal of $250 for 4D and TOTO at
2.46pm"
Ah Beng: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I
borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long
arh?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you
can't wait you can always come and collect it
on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins
and you are only 5 mins away"
Ah Beng: "Where got transport?"
Operator: "According to the details in your
FutureCard", you own a Honda
Scooter, ...registration number FE 3288..."
Ah Beng: "Ka Nee Nah!"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.
Remember on 15th July 1987 you were
convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman... ?"
Ah Beng: [Speechless and calms down after
being reminded of the brush with the law]
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Ah Beng: "Nothing... by the way... still got
stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as
advertised or not?"
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based
on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Ah Beng: [Heard cursing away as he slams
down the phone and telling his family he is
going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow']






